{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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