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{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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