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Dieter Rüefli is a Swiss former footballer who played in the 1960s and early 1970s as a striker.
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Memil-muk (메밀묵) or buckwheat jelly is a light gray-brown muk (jelly) made from buckwheat starch. It is commonly served as banchan as well as anju.
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